People watching in Portugal
-Well, hi there! Haven’t I seen you here before? There can’t be many wooden seagulls about, not even in Portugal. -Hiya. Yeah, quite possible. I was here a few months ago. You might have seen me then. Oh sorry. I’m Seamus, from Ireland. -Great to meet you, Seamus. I’m Tulio. I suppose there are plenty of turnstones like me in Ireland too. -Sure are, Tulio! -So what brought you back to Portugal, Seamus? -A couple of oldies. -What? -Sorry, my…